u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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