dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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