So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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