i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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