Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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