census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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