He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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