Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
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