try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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