Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
high people should be assigned attendants
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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