Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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