Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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