Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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