Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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