I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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