in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Randomize
