Little spoons don't ask big questions
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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