Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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