I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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