I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
this just has baby written all over it
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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