Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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