Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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