Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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