She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Randomize
