So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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