You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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