omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
