He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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