no you cant smoke seaweed
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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