just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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