I'm so fucking centered right now
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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