If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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