called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Randomize
