My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I wish there were birth control emojis
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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