everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
You can't just leave with hair like that
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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