Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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