Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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