gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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