when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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