It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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