you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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