I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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