this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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