well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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