**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
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