You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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