The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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