# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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