omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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