actually, I'm a sock model
i think i have two assholes
i just made my gag reflex go away.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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