sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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