Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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