You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
Randomize
